The Look

"I look handsome, I look smart. I am a walking work of art. In my dazzling ..." new fire-engine red skirt. With a ruffle over the left knee.

I ran a 10K this morning before work, completing it in what, for me, is record time. Then I got dressed and strutted into the office, feeling all that and a bag of ridge-cut chips. With sea salt.

Then I realized that the sticker was still on my skirt.