Friday, July 26, 2013

Oh, What Do You Do In the Summertime?

Summertime in North Carolina is enchanting. It stays green, it isn't cold, you can go to the pool after work, and you can eat peaches. I think I should have put that last one first. A really good peach makes me want to sing opera. I have to be careful about that, as well as not dripping on my keyboard, when I'm in the office.

I found a centipede in my apartment. Or it found me. I was very dutifully beginning to wash my dishes when it sprung on me. Only I didn't know it was a centipede. At the time it was just a fast and sinister-looking bug.

See this photo.

It was the middle of the night, too, or I would have called Entomologist Brother and asked him what the heck it was, why it was in my sink, and should I be worried.

It turns out that there is really only one sinister-looking bug that answers to the description, "big bug lots of legs" when you search with Google.

According to Wikipedia, centipedes can sting, but it doesn't hurt as much as a bee (but who wants to be stung by a sinister-looking bug with that many legs?). And they prey on spiders.

I clearly need to rethink my room mate discrimination policy. My spider population has grown undeterred. But if a large spider population equals a large centipede population, I'm going to have to draw some lines. I can't have a complete ecosystem living with me.

The centipede spent the night trapped under a cup in my sink, and this morning when it was clearly still living and thriving, I managed to set it free by initially sliding a sheet of paper under, but the crease in the paper allowed it to escape, so I dropped the paper and retreated. Then, gathering my courage, I trapped it under the cup again, this time on the floor, and steered it to the front door. Home invader successfully evicted.

I also have a tentative plan to go with some friends to a beach famous for being a habitat for sea turtles. This is fantastic.