Mile 1: I wore these shorts because they used to be skin tight. Why are they falling off?
Mile 2: Wow, I remember the days when I wasn't a walking snot factory. I think I'll have some more Strawberry Halls when I get home.
Mile 3: Slumdog Millionnaire is pretty cool.
Mile 4: I wonder how much longer this basketball game is going to last. At least it isn't a smutty sitcom.
Mile 5: Nothing like techno synthesized violins mixed with electric guitar. I'm sure they heard music like this all the time in the 12th Century.
Mile 6: I'm still breathing. This is good.
Mile 7: I need a dragon!!!!!
Mile 8: Maybe a breast reduction isn't a bad idea.
Mile 9: The dude next to me is running really fast. After I run a marathon, I think I'll practice running really fast. It looks fun.
Mile 10: Wait a second. Oh, they start the time over after you've been running 100 minutes.
Mile 11: Surviving.
Mile 13: I could slow down. No, that'll just mean I have to run more minutes.
Mile 14: I'm awesome.
Mile 15: Time to hobble over to the water fountain. That was fun.
After reading this, I realize that I have the mile 7 thought every day. (And maybe mile 14 as well.)
ReplyDeleteMile 7, or rather what I will do once it happens(fly on its back and tell it to toast all my enemies) is my motivation in life.
ReplyDeleteAbinadi, that's because you are awesome, and all awesome people need dragons.
ReplyDeleteJaneheiress, you are awesome as well, for, among other things, providing the music that made me realize that I need a dragon